Dear Principal Celestia,
I can explain. Ya see, the reason Alpha and I were absent, yet again, is mostly Alpha’s fault. But that is a story for another time. While we were out, AC, Sandy and Scope had a rip-roaring time with the incomprehensible Ishi Rudell of both MLP:FIM and Equestria Girls. Not to mention, the brand new episode featuring everyone’s favorite new character, Orchard Blossom. Robin Williams would be proud. Also, the dog ate my homework. Please don’t give me detention.
Your faithful student,
PS- Be sure to stay another hour after the interview because its fun here!