Dear Honorable Princess Celestia,
This week Silver Eagle of Ponyville Live joined our crew in staunch prosecution for this weeks episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. As your defender I upheld the honor of your episodes as best I could. Listen on – we have many opportunities for nostalgic Win95 boot disk games, enormous Rainbow Dash plush (and how much we want to hug her), and maybe some unintentional horse racism. Totally unintentional. Anyway, enjoy!