Dear Princess Celestia,
Hey, look at that. Me, two weeks in a row, and I’m not even in this episode. Things are cold here in my neck of the woods. I blame the pegasuses. I distinctly remember requisitioning warm, sunny weather and its freakin– Oh, right, the show. Uh, lets see. AC is lost at sea, Alpha is in the hospital and doped up on morphine and my heat is broken so that leaves Sandy and Scope to talk with Bob the Lawyer and Silverman about why its a bad idea to try and scam people with fake cruises while simultaneously posting your home address.
Anywho, Imma gonna go see if I can fix a furnace with a hammer. Wish me luck.
Your faithful student,